Hookay. So I was talking with Jason about buying a new MacBook Air to replace my aging PowerBook 17". He suggested a new MacBook Pro or even a MacBook. "I love the Air. It is hot," I said. "It you want hot, the MacBook Pro will scorch your balls groin," he replied. So I told him: "Really that hot?" And then we thought that we should ask you: Dear reader, how hot is your PC or Mac laptop? Please write in the comments your brand, model and the real temperature (centigrade or Fahrenheit) on the bottom surface, where the laptop touches your body while using it in bed, chair or potty. We want to use your answers to compile a chart to show how dangerous each notebook is for your tender parts.

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