Luminous Handy Strap is Stylus, Ewok Jedi Lightsaber

On a slow news day, one company can always be relied on to bring out something so unutterably useless that I fall to my knees and give thanks to James T. Kirk and all the angels: Brando. Their phone strap-slash-stylus-slash-lightsaber-for people-of-extremely-restricted-growth costs five bucks and would redefine the word pointless if it didn't actually have a retractable point. Still, I can think of one person who might find it handy when he's on a post-coital cleanup. [Brando]

Luminous Handy Strap is Stylus, Ewok Jedi Lightsaber

Luminous Handy Strap is Stylus, Ewok Jedi Lightsaber

Luminous Handy Strap is Stylus, Ewok Jedi Lightsaber

Luminous Handy Strap is Stylus, Ewok Jedi Lightsaber

Luminous Handy Strap is Stylus, Ewok Jedi Lightsaber