• By Jason Chen
    Apr 1, 2008 6:30 PM 0
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    Mr. T Versus Dracula, Dinosaur-Man (Who's Also a Detective)

    Who do you think is gonna win? Mista T or some punk ass fool who sleeps all day and nibbles on people's necks? That's right. His mouth is gonna meet my fist, and my fist makes a good first impression sucka. Once I'm through with him, I'm gonna move on to this Dinosaur-Man chump. What kinda fools is gonna put pants and a tie on a dinosaur for Jeebus sakes! He's a dinosaur that's also a detective. Let's see if he can detect this move. What time is it fool? Time for me to sock you in the dino teeth, T style. [Mohawk Media]


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