Once upon a time, a little Pony named Lily met Halo hero Master Chief. They fell in love—for little Lily's feminine side complemented Master Chief's machomanness— and had a son named Halo Silver. OK, I made that up. But I have to justify this perturbing vision sold for $151.57 on eBay. Confused? Me too. [eBay via TechDigest]
My Little Pony-Master Chief Hybrid Confuses My Sexuality
10:40 AM on Wed Apr 9 2008
By Jesus Diaz
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Silly asians.
It has quite the suggestive back-lean to it, with a knowing over-the-shoulder glance at it's own behind, doesn't it? His favorite sexy pizza boy must be on his way over.
wow, the chief has got a little bit of junk for me in that trunk.
...He's PRESENTING! Gross!
You know? I never quite understood that so folks that are so "creative and gifted" can't take or have taken a decent photo of their art! Lighting, White balance, Color Temperature...is it so hard?
That is disturbing, in sexy kind of way. ;)
Yeeah, you want want that spanking don't you master chief, you've been a naughty spartan.
See kids, this is what happens when you get drunk and have sex with horses.
Looks more like somebodies vision of what Master Chief's dog would look like.
The execution is still a bit disturbing.
Does it still die at the end?
@lankysob: Bottom right picture? Yeah pretty disturbing... I'm OK not really seeing master chief in that position ever.
The subtext of these comments gives whole new meaning to "multiplayer engine."
WTF? is all I can say.
Kinda disturbing... but not as bad as the GWAR My Little Ponies that were around a few years back
@blackwand: Yea, bottom right was the picture that I couldn't stop staring at horrifically. Shoulda specified, sorry.
I think it's a sheep -- you can tell by the sexy pose.
@theharlotfelon: what do you mean "die at the end?" Who dies at the end?
@Jesus trying to make Addy jealous?
gross
Those ass shots are killing me.... softly.
So Master Chief is Dutch? I don't remember any other place that likes to have sex with horses...
Halo Silver? Genius.
@SigmundTheSeaMonster Why would you expect someone who has demonstrated skill at altering dolls to automatically know how to take good photography? It's a completely different skillset.
@theharlotfelon: The chief doesn't die, you just failed to watch through the credits.
Ugh, why is his ass sticking up in the air? The only thing he shows off is a melee in ur f4c3
Waitamonite. No *tail*? What's the point of Video Game Character Ponies without a *tail?*
That butt makes him look sassy!
dude if i saw that thing crawling around my house
id sick my two year old daughter on it!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
I actually saw this piece on DevArt the other day... Wasn't aware it was newsworthy.
OMG, a pwnie!
What. The. Fuck.
their giving the chief a bad name, sure they make action figures, (which i ahve collected for the last few years) but ponies? that is off my list!
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