My Little Pony-Master Chief Hybrid Confuses My Sexuality

Once upon a time, a little Pony named Lily met Halo hero Master Chief. They fell in love—for little Lily's feminine side complemented Master Chief's machomanness— and had a son named Halo Silver. OK, I made that up. But I have to justify this perturbing vision sold for $151.57 on eBay. Confused? Me too. [eBay via TechDigest]