I now regret buying this Eye of Sauron nightlight :(

I would like this mirror if it had been constructed out of a paper clip, rubber band and plastic cup.

HHHHMMMMMMM . . . Travel to an unknown and habitable planet, import nothing less than Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie, recreate life as I know it!
The End.

how the heck am I supposed to fit through that? Common guy's I want to go to the planet of the Amazon women, this is real torture. Hmm, just looked at what I wrote, and a realllly bad, sick, male oreinted joke just came to mind. Really can't say it, and I feal guilty for even haven thought it. I must go flog myself now.

@jkr: Don't feel guilty b/c your a guy. Is your joke like the one from Family Guy where Keanu Reeves puts his friend in the mailbox to send to the future?

will it fog up in the bathroom?

It is probably more than big enough for the average male geek to send his Johnson through for a bit of intra-galactic afternoon delight, well, except that it's a one way trip and might get cut-off when the wormhole shuts down. Oh well, probably still worth it if you dial the right address.

I bet Dharma hatch logo wall hangings would sell just as well!

Does it have an iris? Just in case.

@jkr: Well, though it may be disappointing to lack the travel functionality through a miniature stargate, it has some useful functions that may interest you, such as:

1. evidence concealment device.

2. a cruel way to separate a child from his toys.

3. bottomless waste disposal (including your own)

Meow indeed.

@GiltProto: I'd be afraid of ANY guy with a "Johnson" bigger then that mirror. Giant c**ks are for pornstars.

I love the old MacGyver pic from the 80s.

It gets a little iffy around the event horizon, but once you're through... awesome!!!

Will report back after my next journey.

if you could rig this to have water explode in unsuspecting faces…

Is that the Asian Dame Edna?

What, no protective iris!? Madness

I'm glad to see people are just as depraved as myself.

@jkr: Isn't it refreshing?!

@Kaiser-Machead: the trick would be in backing up to the wall to, uh, deposit your own waste in.

@zenpoet: Is there any reason why it can't just be put on the floor?

@Kaiser-Machead: Yes.

SO THATS WHAT IT WAS.

Wasnt there an article posted a couple months ago about a guy that found an inverse metal cast of a stargate in a junkyard somewhere?

IIRC it was exactly to that size.

Why yes, here it is: [gizmodo.com]

i want a massive version, that dials when it detects motion.

If only I could integrate SGCSim with this thing then I'd have a reason to restart the project...

I'll take any mirror that makes me look like Richard Dean Anderson.

can someone please tell me what this actually is? seriously, i saw it on thinkgeek before it was posted here and then noticed it was posted here and went oh good, now i get to ask what the hell it is. The only thing that comes to my head is, nope, i have no idea. This is some type of sick joke isn't it? on top of that, what the hell is this also: [www.thinkgeek.com]

i'm so lost...

Ladies and Gentleman, the man who invented Hockey Hair, RICHard DEAN ANDERSUUUNNN!!!! Whhoooo!!! Yaaa!!!!

The RDA pick made me feel uneasy. The pick after the jump made me get up and lock the door. That guy is roaming around out there. Somewhere........

Just got mine in the mail today!

When are they going to release the ZPM toothbrush holder for those long distance calls?

Do not hang this in the bathroom.

When the event horizon occurs it's like flushing the toilet and I get scalded EVERY DAMN TIME!!!

Remember folks, whatever comes out has the same inertia as it went in. Sooooo, if you sit it on the floor and let one go...

Um the link is contradictory, the title says "No need for a Zed-Pee-Em to power this one" but later on they write: All you need is a Zero Point Module to power it, and you're good to go.

I will not spend my money at a place that can not keep consistent, which is it?!?!?!

@Barry99705: Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper...

+ Watch video

Do want,
Stargate SG1 FTW!

wheres the dhd?

so we have MacGyver pushing a Stargate product?

Hey, for those of you who want a less tongue-in-cheek description, go here: [www.quantummechanix.com]

These guys (Quantum Mechanix) designed and manufactured the gate. But buy it from ThinkGeek, QMx is apparently sold out.

Hey, I bet this is what that discarded stargate mold was for.

@uberfu: I'm guessing you don't watch stargate.
Richard Dean Anderson was on the show for the first eight seasons, and continued to be a recurring guest star for the remaining two. He'll also be staring in the next movie, StarGate Continuum.

Hmmm...just big enough to create a wormhole for your hand into:
a. The fridge; for a frosty beer.
b. The bank vault; for a speedy and undocumented withdrawal.
c. Hmmm...the possibilities are endless

NEW: send your cat on errands across the galaxy!