Kohler Fountainhead Toilet Makes Crapping So Luxurious You Won't Even Want to Wipe

This Kohler Fountainhead toilet looks so not like a conventional toilet that we'll probably have second thoughts about putting our asses on it and letting fly. Not only is there a glowing LED mechanism on the back to illuminate your business, but buttons on the lid allow it to automatically open up for #1 or #2. For the eco-maniacs, there's the 1.28 gallon per flush system, saving water and dehydrating sewer crocodiles at the same time. How much would you pay for this? $3,800? It's yours in June. It's the closest thing you'll get to taking a dump on Ayn Rand's work without resorting to defecating in the fiction aisle at Barnes and Noble. [Kohler via DVICE]

Kohler Fountainhead Toilet Makes Crapping So Luxurious You Won't Even Want to Wipe

Kohler Fountainhead Toilet Makes Crapping So Luxurious You Won't Even Want to Wipe

Kohler Fountainhead Toilet Makes Crapping So Luxurious You Won't Even Want to Wipe