I remember a simpler time when a man needed only a rocket launcher, a sash of bullets and a red headband to mow down countless non-Caucasians. But in artist Peter Gronquist's The Revolution will be Fabulous, he explores a more complicated world of designer weaponry—one where you don't want to be caught dead wearing a pink Gucci rifle after Labor Day. We're aware that there's a deeper political message going on here, but we'd like to take the opportunity to point out that Gizmodo only recommends adding timelessly chic black weaponry to your arsenal.

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