Or you could put my sister in the car with you..nagging bitch.

@carmen89: Is she cute?

Wasn't this in another post already?

@slowreader: Yes, but it was so good, they had to give it a post of it's own. I still want to know what it says.

@slowreader: Yeah, the one that is now singularly about the plant-monitor. Some sort of rift in the space-time continuum, no doubt.

@Munch: ...this is why men die early...oh she's cute NEVERMIND THE FACT that you're deaf in your right ear from her screaming at you in the car all the time...now i want to buy ANOTHER form of a woman nagging....that happens for about what? 25 years and BOOM brain tumor that JUST HAPPENS to be on the right side...ain't that a bitch?

ONLY COOL IF THE VOICE IS BRITISH

My guess is Sean is getting full click value out of this story as opposed to the single click bunching it in with yesterdays edited post would have brought.

It's still cool. 100db cool.

@nutbastard: Agreed.

OMG! Now. Now. Now. Gimmee. Gimmee. Gimmee. Mine. Mine. Mine.

@Git Em SteveDave : It says too much, just like every other woman!

@ carmen89 : and women wonder why we can't hear them... you just summed it up right there!

@carmen89: someone who understands, my god can i have your number?

@blindaxs: i hate women...i really do,lol. But it's a mans fault too, just because shes cute DOES NOT MEAN SHE WON'T BE THE ONE THAT KILLS YOU...

@slowreader: haha I understand..I live with my mom and my sister for 18 years who have never once went a day without yelling and make my step-dad ask EVERY SUMMER why he can't keep the windows down for more then 2 hours at a time without someone screaming so loud the neighbors will hear. They tell me they don't mean to yell in a angry manner but that doesn't make it any better,lol.

Woman, what bitches.

@nutbastard: Actually, my Mac speaks to me in a British woman's voice. She/it's called "Millie" and I bought the software from a company called Cepstral.

@carmen89: So far you've told me that I can put her in the car with me, she's cute, and she's a screamer. I'm still not seeing the downside.

@Munch: NO what i said was just because ANY woman YOU THINK is cute does not mean she won't be the nail in the coffin. She's a screamer WHEN SHES CUSSING AND CALLING YOU AN ASSHOLE...and if that STILL doesn't get you... She's saving herself for marriage... now I think that completes your small fascination with my sister :)

@nutbastard: What gadgetry with a female voice isn't British?

Mmmm....feisty.

@carmen89: Now you're telling me she talks dirty? Giggety, lol

@bosskev: good heavens, that sounds more like something i'd take for an infection. "New Cepstral, with British Voice Action, will cure the most dreadful hacking cough."

Is it just me, or does @carmen89: have perhaps a few, well, issues?

(stepping cautiously back)

They should get Roseanne Barr to dub the lines. That would clear any tailgaiter.

@nutbastard: It may be, however even the British can sound less than attractive, along the lines of Graham Chapman dressed as a woman doing the Viking skit. How's you like THAT voice announcing you're backing up?

Come to think of it,... cool.

@carmen89: she's not fat either I take it?

@Munch: You need a woman badly eh? @ps61318: It's not issues, it's the truth. Can you not handle the truth?

@flyboy: Ok well my sister is FAR from anything you guys would like she knows nothing about anything on here, shes high maintenance and her interests are makeup and money. Plus, she has a boyfriend.

@carmen89: sounds completely normal to me - or am I missing something.

BTW having something to hang onto - love handles, etc. isn't that bad?

This is awesome, reminds me of a giant air horn my friend found while cleaning out his garage. You know the kind that goes "AWOOOOGAHHHH!" He installed it, and it was so big that it protruded out of his engine bay, which wasn't a problem because he had no hood on it. Now, if he could have had one of these attached to the back, it would have been a nice 22ft long rolling gag machine.

@flyboy: ok idk where you got the idea my sister is fat but hey whatever floats your boat if it makes you feel any better bitch is as big as a house,idc.lol.

Also once again, any man who thinks it's normal for a woman to nag and yell and complain all day will be the kind of man to die young and unexpectedly.

I need the audio file, please!

my mate had a big hand written sign in the dashboard of his car.

he'd hold it up when the offender was looking.

worked very well - but he is a NUTTER.

@carmen89: you were going on about being skinny earlier that's all - I don;t care for your sister or this stupid thing either.

@flyboy: where was i going on about being skinny? Because I said I was healthy when someone told me that I might be fat one day? lol.

I don't think a few sentences is going on. :p

@carmen89: I have seen fat people you know.

they must come from somewhere.

maybe we just wake up fat one day. then use the horn to tell everyone

"I'm fat, I'm FAT - what you gonna do about it?"

sorry losing it today...

@carmen89: Not really, but I do have some time to kill.

@nutbastard: I almost think it would sound better with a female redneck voice.

Hey, Y'all. Get the fuck from behind my veeee-hickle

@flyboy: That's great you've seen fat people that means you have a life outside your home :) I honestly don't understand what you're going on about but hey if it helps release some insanity go right ahead! :)

(eats a soyjoy)

@Munch:

yeah a BIG FAT redneck girrl Y'all

Welcome to TherapyModo.

@nutbastard:

angry swearing Scottish or Liverpudlian woman would be best.

If it was loud and fast enough the swear words would be indistinct - like Billy Connolly's 'Gettafaw' and 'Bassa' - his made up swear words (for his kids) - so you'd not be breaking that law anyway.

Y'all want some SWEET TEA?!? Now Y'all git'out from behin' my freedom wagon, I gotta run down to the Wal-Mart to buy summore "Support our Troops" stickers to go out back on this here freedom wagon...

@ps61318: "Welcome to TherapyModo."
Yes, but I'm sorry, our 50 minutes is up. Please see the receptionist on your way out for your next appointment.

@bosskev: tomorrow?

@Atsumi:

my friggin tomtom needs an expansion to get british and irish voices. dammit, i want a sexy lass telling me to turn right in 300 yards!

@flyboy:
cockney accent would be funny too.

Shouldn't that be connected to the backup lights?

Otherwise everytime you step on the brake peddle it would start yappin.

BTW - I think Giz should buy one and record the sound for all to hear. ;-)

Wouldn't it be better to wire it to your backup lights rather than your brake lights?

@thedancingrogue: Of Carmen89's sister, or the horn? Personally, I'd rather hear the horn.