woof woof woof woof woof jones here. i am addy and jesus' dog, and today i am doing what master jesus does everyday, sitting in front of this big screen and going bang bang bang on this flat thing that makes clicking noises, heh heh.
addy's no better you know. lies in bed or on the sofa with this square black thing on her lap going tap tap bang bang click click and ignoring nice doggies. so jones has had his revenj yes he has. drugged blindfolded and out cold, addy is tied up in the bathroom and i'm going to have some fun doing the bang bang click click thing on the black square thingy. i'm here, fellow webmongrels, to tell you about my favorite shiny things—no, not turds, but gadgets that are better than the iphone. and then youre going to see me play smackdown with mario racing cart oh yesyesyes jones the dog ftw.
you don't know me, well maybe you do. i am that guy who took mr sir lord king gadgetporn out of commission on friday, yeah heh heh that was me! the past year i've been studying the two-legs i live with and i'm jealous. yez. jealous that she and master get all the cool stuff to play with and i get nowt. sometimes i just have to sit there and watch them as they work or play around with their gear. sometimes they use me as a live model for their camera work—and their photoshop tutorials—but i want a piece of the action. so back off bozos its my turn now.