Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want to Break a Leg

This fully-motorized wheelchair—built from an electric golf cart and a Marine rescue helicopter seat—is equipped with a flamethrower capable of firing 15-foot flames. Capable of hitting 20 miles per hour, it is the latest invention of Lord Humongous—probably the secret identity of Dr. Strangelove—and a perfect opportunity for disabled people of the world to get even-Steven with all those punks who always park in the wrong spots.

Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want to Break a LegS

Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want to Break a LegS

Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want to Break a LegS

[Race Great House Labs via Dark Roasted Blend]