How to Destroy Your Detractors, Purple Squirrels, Big Dogs, and Bigger Shrimp

Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.

Tonight's fantastic purpleage is from reader, Jorge

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Hedberg Handles a Heckler

God, why couldn't it have been Carlos Mencia? We miss you Mitch.

Zach Galifianakis Destroys a Student Nurse's Dreams through the Power of Laughter

He's like an angry, sarcastic bear that will invite you onstage, then maul the shit out of your skull but, you know, humorously.

How to Destroy Your Detractors, Purple Squirrels, Big Dogs, and Bigger Shrimp

Why Is This Squirrel Purple?

More importantly, why is this squirrel purple? Is anyone else seeing that?

Watch the Amazing BigDog Robot's Big Brother Romp Around the Woods

It's all fun and games until someone mounts a frickin' laser on its frickin' head.

How to Destroy Your Detractors, Purple Squirrels, Big Dogs, and Bigger Shrimp

What the Hell Did Researchers Pull from the Depths of New Zealand's Seas?

Say hello the the "supergiant" amphipod that a majority of our readers would actually try and eat.

How to Destroy Your Detractors, Purple Squirrels, Big Dogs, and Bigger Shrimp

Are You a Green Gardener?

Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.

And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.

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