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Today's most popular headlines are Master Chief Is Really a Lesbian, Marries Samus (NSFW) (17,989 views today), Adobe Photoshop for iPhone Is as Stupid as It Sounds (12,555) and Titan Nuclear Missile Base for Sale, ICBMs not Included (11,887).

The Gadget Guide

apple 256 11,209 You Can Have $15 or a Bumper Case from Apple’s Antennagate Settlement
humor 221 253,274 Best. Technical College. Ad. Ever.
OSX Apps 221 10,505 How to Keep Your Mac’s SSD Trim and Healthy
nuclear 185 32,894 These Are the Routes for All US Military Nuclear Weapons Trucks
wtf 178 17,420 Walmart Security Cameras Catch Chunky Naked Guy Stealing Socks
watch this 128 41,162 John Cleese: Truly Stupid People Will Never Know They Are Stupid
humor 127 9,229 This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Student Loan STDs
happy hour 126 56,697 The Angry Ginger: A Cocktail Tribute to Matt Buchanan
aircraft 116 63,027 The Incredible Engineering Behind History’s Greatest Airships
security 82 50,949 Here’s How to See If the FBI Might Cut Off Your Internet March 8th
nukes 72 9,514 The Air Force’s Crazy Plan to Launch Nuclear ICBMs from a Cargo Plane
space 70 6,419 Doctors Feared John Glenn Would Go Space-Blind During Historic Orbit
lost and found 69 33,869 Where Microsoft Prints Out Prototype Xbox Controllers—and Then Tortures Them
rumor 63 36,264 Leaked Display May Be Definitive Proof of iPad 3 Double Resolution
desired 61 6,834 Shirt Shuttle: Keep Your Dressy Oxford Wrinkle-Free On the Road
pinwheel 60 30,405 Why You’ll Soon Be Using a Wonderful Little Service Called Pinwheel to Discover the World
watch this 60 36,197 Everything That’s Wrong with Patent and Copyright Laws in One Brilliant Video (Updated)
gizmodo 60 11,544 Matt Buchanan’s Worst Gizmodo Posts
drones 58 48,686 Hunters Shoot Animal Rights Drone Out of the Sky
apple 55 92,765 The End of Mac
movie night 50 10,154 The Host: Godzilla for a new Generation
user manual 49 15,040 Oh My God Just Shut Up and Click on the Link I Sent You
android apps of the week 49 30,807 Seize Control of Your Music, Take Goofy Photos, Hurt Your Brain, and More
apple 49 11,184 Gatekeeper, Sandboxing and the Evolution of OS X Apps
image cache 48 35,497 Invisible Roller Coasters Invade Buenos Aires
security 47 86,918 The FBI Might Cut Off the Internet For Millions of People on March 8th