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The Gadget Guide

food 738 55,359 Taco Bell Has an 85 Million Taco Shell Reserve Prepared for Doritos Onslaught (Updated)
apple 700 73,220 The End of Mac
google 684 8,861 WSJ: Google Tracked iPhones Without Anyone’s Permission (Updated)
dealzmodo 570 57,267 eBay Moron Sells Safe Containing $26,000 for $123
os x mountain lion 567 46,659 OS X Mountain Lion: The Future of Apple
WTFriday 512 7,084 Asus Warranty Doesn’t Cover Damages In Case of Alien Invasion
artificial intelligence 482 22,215 This Computer Program Is Smarter Than 96 Percent of Humans
foxconn 439 2,038 Apple’s Giving Foxconn Workers a Raise
watch this 367 54,216 Girl Falls on Her Face While Texting (During Live News Broadcast)
battlemodo 347 39,144 The Best Automatic Coffee Machine
science 324 3,924 Who Needs Oil When Scientists Can Make Plastic From Plants?
security 283 76,496 The FBI Might Cut Off the Internet For Millions of People on March 8th
watch this 277 30,929 Everything That’s Wrong with Patent and Copyright Laws in One Brilliant Video (Updated)
watch this 271 5,545 Seven Nation Army Played on Science Lab Kit Is a Nerdtastic Delight
health 269 125,254 Scientists Find the Bare Minimum Exercise You Need to Get Fit
netflix 266 13,821 Netflix Is Bringing DVD-Only Rentals Back
facebook 253 35,662 How 17 High School Students’ Facebook Pictures Ended Up on a Child Porn Site
hackers 248 884 Anonymous Takes Down FTC Sites
os x mountain lion 230 81,850 Everything Apple’s Trying to Kill with OS X Mountain Lion
tv 214 5,205 Philips 2012 TVs Offer Full-Screen, Two-Player Gaming
os x mountain lion 189 49,738 These Macs Reportedly Can’t Run OS X Mountain Lion
os x mountain lion 189 80,672 OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion: More iPhone-Like Than Ever
toolkit 183 91,714 Everything You Need to Embrace Linsanity
cars 179 4,235 Nevada Is the First State to Approve Self-Driving Cars
apple 169 27,580 This Is How Apple Will Use Mountain Lion’s Gatekeeper to Crush Competitive Apps
music 168 4,640 Music Industry To Sue Google Over Pirate Search Results?