Air-Conditioned Tie 2.0 From Thanko Knot Very Fabulous, Really

Those egg-heads from Thanko have spent the best part of a year banging their large, domed cerebelli together, tackling what is without doubt the biggest question that the human race faces this millennium: how to upgrade their air-conditioned tie. And this is what they came up with—hiding the fan grille behind the fabric. Let us stop on this Friday morning (day, slow, news, a, it's, yeah. Now make a sentence out of that) and consider the evidence:

Air-Conditioned Tie 2.0 From Thanko Knot Very Fabulous, Really

Old Tie.

Air-Conditioned Tie 2.0 From Thanko Knot Very Fabulous, Really

New tie.

Air-Conditioned Tie 2.0 From Thanko Knot Very Fabulous, Really

Old tie.

Air-Conditioned Tie 2.0 From Thanko Knot Very Fabulous, Really

New tie.

Repeat ad infinitum (rather like Thanko's R&D department does with its products.) [Akihabara News]