The Sharper Image is supposed to be dead. No more overpriced Ionic Breezes or contraptions that simultaneously polishes your shoes and balls to a luxurious, silky shine. Dead. Yet it's alive. Their site is up with a mysterious new message: "SORRY TO KEEP YOU IN THE DARK. BUT THERE'S SOMETHING BIG COMING. SOON." Dear readers, what is it?
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