Shagnasty "Model 666" is Fake Plastic Steampunked Nerf Pistol

This fake plastic nerf gun

For the fake plastic vampire man

Is steampunk'd to death.

And you can buy it from ebay

For a bunch more days,

Just to get hold of it yourself.

It's the Model 666, it's the Model 666,

With a crucifix, with a crucifix.

[Ebay via BoingBoing. -Apols to Radiohead.]