A Pocket Birthday is the Saddest Party Ever

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By Sean Fallon Jul 9, 2008 4:40 PM 4,734

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A Pocket Birthday is the Saddest Party Ever

Hey, it's your birthday! To celebrate this momentous occasion I got the pocket birthday kit complete with four candles, matches and a base. Why are you crying? What do you mean you don't have any friends? I'm here with the pocket birthday dude! This is supposed to be a happy time. Available for about $6 (which is ridiculous). [Design3000 via 7Gadgets]

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