China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

Great Wall 5 is the codename for China's Summer Olympics anti-terrorist operations. They say they will use "police forces, the People's Armed Police, the People's Liberation Army and the health, environmental protection, meteorology and transportation departments," but I can also see flamethrowers, SWATs on Segways, anti-aircraft missiles, emergency response teams with sawing machines, and thousands of cloned Chuck Norris.

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

Yes, cloned Chuck Norris. Quite frankly, more than antiterrorists, they seem to be training to beat the pants out of a whole lot of demonstrators. [Boston Globe]