According to the manufacturer, this $45 Star Wars USB Lightsabre, which connects to the USB port to charge up its battery and glows in the dark with a blue light, is "a lamp". Sure. Whatever. We see it and the only thing we can imagine is a mini-Jedi mini-duel to mini-death, doing mouth sound effects. And actually, it's not that mini, as the image of people battling with two of these shows:

A desktop USB lamp styled like a lightsabre. • When it is plugged-in the lightsabre will charge-up. • Press the bronze button on the lightsabre's hilt to activate the light. • The lightsabre can be removed from its USB powered dock and used as a mini Star Wars toy. • The light emitted is a subtle one in full daylight but pop it in the dark and it looks totally awesome. • Requires a USB port. • Suitable for ages 8 years+. • Size: 33 x 6cm.

Jason, get ready. [I Want One of Those via Coolest Gadgets]