Dr. Who Sonic and Laser Screwdrivers Are Really Vibrators In DisguiseSI mean, come on. Look at these two. Dr. Who Sonic vs Laser Screwdrivers? Dr. Who? When was the last time you travelled back in time? Hello? How hard is to actually go to an online sex-shop and anonymously order the real thing? They come in the same brown cardboard UPS package, do we really have to pretend this is a collector's item? Look at them again, up close, read the specs, and then you tell me: Dr. Who Sonic and Laser Screwdrivers Are Really Vibrators In DisguiseS Dr. Who Sonic and Laser Screwdrivers Are Really Vibrators In DisguiseS The Battle Sonic vs. Laser Screwdrivers measure 7.5" long. The "Toclafane Target" is 4" X 4.25" X 2" and the batteries are not included. [Think Geek]