Metallica Headphones Would Have Been Awesome in the '80s Before We Knew What Dicks Metallica WereSSkullcandy and Metallica have teamed up to create these absolutely metal headphones, showing the world just how into a burned out, old-man rock band you are. Ride the lightning, bro! My recommendation: steal them, just like you steal Metallica's music (OK, don't really steal stuff, but still, screw Metallica). [Pocket Lint via SlipperyBrick]