Ron Jeremy's Wind Up Toy: You Would If You Could! (NSFW)Yes indeed, Ron Jeremy lives the life that other fat, hairy men can only dream about. I don't think I need to tell you what this wind-up toy does, but I can tell you that every man has secretly wished for this ability at one point or another. Haha...man, I wonder what the people who manufacture these toys tell other people when they're asked "what do you do for a living?" Available for $7. Hit the jump for a pic. It's modified but still very NSFW. Ron Jeremy's Wind Up Toy: You Would If You Could! (NSFW)[EdenFantasies via Copyranter]