Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber Sold for $240,000, Doesn't Work

Some dumbass spent $240,000 on Luke Skywalker's lightsaber from the first two Star Wars movies. Didn't that guy realize that there's no such thing as a lightsaber and that it doesn't work??

Other props sold at the auction include the head of C-3PO for $120,000 and Marlon Brando's costume from Superman for $72,000. But at least you can wear Brando's costume and smell his sweaty residue. What can you do with a lightsaber other than look at it and think of all the stuff you could have bought with $240,000 if you had only done your research? [Breitbart]