Your standard animated equalizer t-shirt is generally considered obnoxious enough. But when you stick an Apple logo on the front, well, it's a statement that can't be ignored.
As clearly explained on Jetsobox, the $45 Apple Tqualizer "rocks and looks the business !" with a sound-sensitive, multi-color equalizer display. Powered by four AAA batteries, the shirt is hand washable with their removal—because you wash your clothing now, don't you, you hippie-gone-Apple-consumer sellout. [Jetsobox via technabob]