Road Mice Help You Burn Out at Work (Sales Pitch Needs Work)S

Sometimes you don't want a mouse that looks like a mouse. Sometimes you want a mouse that looks like a Hot Wheels toy.

Road Mice are $45, officially licensed sports car versions of wireless optical mice. Infused with scroll wheels and LED headlights, the Ford Mustang, Chevy Z06 Corvette, Dodge Charger SRT8 and more are all ready to burn through some spreadsheets during your otherwise humdrum workday.

Plus, we're pretty sure that there's a decent cruising for chicks/internet porn pun you could tell all of your coworkers 100 or so times before realizing that it probably wasn't all that funny in the first place. [Road Mice]