Designer Effrat Gommeh sketched out a pair of scissors that slip over the index and middle fingers and actually cut when you make that cutting motion Uncle Joey loved so much on Full House.
The scissors are actually a great-looking design concept, and though it seems you'd get less leverage using two fingers than with the inclusion of a thumb, I'd probably buy a pair to keep on my desk so people think I'm, you know, cultured and stuff. The finger scissors are constructed from a bunch of two-dimensional metal parts, which is pretty cool in itself. Looks like they're just a concept for now, but a very cool little idea. [Yanko Design]