FlighSuit Bird Diaper Prevents Fecal FalloutS

I know that these FlightSuit diapers are for bird lovers who want their precious pets to fly freely without creating a mess, but I have a broader initiative in mind.

I'm tired of birds pooping on my car, so I suggest that we develop a program for widespread bird-diapering around the US. An ambitions plan for sure, but it doesn't stop there. After that I propose that we put underpants on all of the squirrels. Their nudity is offensive and immoral. [Gadget Nation via TRFJ]