Come Up With Some iPhone Apps Apple Would Never, Ever Allow

There are some apps we wish Apple would approve but won't for some unknown reason. Then there are those apps they are obviously never going to allow in a million years.

For this week's Photoshop Contest, I want you to design some fake iPhone apps that would clearly never make it through Apple's approval process. I'm not talking about borderline apps here, I'm talking about apps that have absolutely zero chance of getting approved.

Send your fake apps to me at contests@gizmodo.com with "Fantasy Apps" in the subject line. Save your files as a JPG, PNG or GIF, and use a FirstnameLastname.jpg naming convention, using whatever name you want to be credited as. Send in your entries by next Tuesday morning, and I'll through them and pick the winners and put the best of the rest in our Gallery of Champions. Get to it!