A well-known Texas ranch, an open-air race car, a Honda-made chopper, and a free Jay-Z and Radiohead mashup album - just another week at Uncrate.

This week at Uncrate: We jam out to Jaydiohead, a mashup album from DJ Minty Fresh Beats, fake out our chopper-loving buddies with the Honda Fury, and let our fellow males know when they're getting the way of a score with Blocker Cards. We also cook up some White Castle-style grub with Slider Mini-Burger Tools, satiate our ganja cravings with the Malin + Goetz Cannabis Candle, and host a house party at Lance Armstrong's Texas Ranch. Finally, we rock out on some rustically-styled Verellen Amplifiers, hit the track in the Ariel Atom, and prepare for some upscale boozing with Innermost Half Pint Glasses.

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