NES Varsity Jacket Is a Limited Edition for a Reason

Jackets don't come much uglier than this, but hey, at least it matches this guy's male pattern baldness. Hurry, it's a limited edition of 1,000!

This jacket, which is the opposite of cool, can be yours for a mere $200. Fittingly, it comes in sizes up to 4XL for the portly gentleman planning to go out on the town and embarrass himself and his family. Hurry, before 1,000 nerds with bad taste beat you to it! [Product Page via Oh Gizmo!]