C-Stream Concept Takes 'F-You, Common Man' And Turns It Into a Yacht

Waterslide? Check. Detachable island flotation device? Sure. An aft deck that transforms into whatever your out-of-touch-with-plebeian-society desires require? Like you really had to ask.

Called the C-Stream, this concept out of Studio de Voogt is designed for families. Super rich families, sure, but even kids with $2,500 tricycles need something to keep them occupied on the high seas, right? There's even that waterslide, because public waterslides on land are just so dirty and common.

C-Stream Concept Takes 'F-You, Common Man' And Turns It Into a Yacht

As mentioned above, the aft "WaveDeck" takes on a life of its own, with no less than four variations.

C-Stream Concept Takes 'F-You, Common Man' And Turns It Into a Yacht

There's the dinner deck for visiting heads of state; there's the float deck for when you need an evening to unwind after buying multimillion dollar paintings; there's the reception deck for simple $20 cocktails; and then there's the party deck for when you need to bump rails off Mediterranean call girls.

C-Stream Concept Takes 'F-You, Common Man' And Turns It Into a Yacht

I'm sorry, did I say this boat was for kids? Not with those disco lights it isn't.

C-Stream Concept Takes 'F-You, Common Man' And Turns It Into a Yacht

C-Stream Concept Takes 'F-You, Common Man' And Turns It Into a Yacht

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