Shark Tea Infuser Brews a Watery Earl Grave

The tea shark may look cute. He may elicit a chuckle. But when this tea strainer is hanging from your face, feasting on your Chapstick-marinated bottom lip, you may reconsider that open-minded position.

Just a concept for the time being, "Sharky" is already lighting up the imaginations of Hollywood. It's reported that Spielberg will be returning to his Jaws roots, but this time bringing along the creative visionary of Titanic James Cameron and—agreements willing—LL Cool J reprising his role as a lovable ship chef from Deep Blue Sea. Needless to say, it's a good time to invest in both tea companies, coastal real estate and LL Cool J's Sears clothing line. [Design Boom via bbGadgets]