Designed for high-end restaurants, the "Chompr" hamburger grasping device concept ensures that your delicate hands never actually come in contact with the bun—only elegant walnut and polished aluminum.
Plus, the supports would be spring-loaded to ensure a firm grip on even the thickest of thickburgers. After all, Hardee's is a place to see and be seen. What would your high society friends think if they saw you using a napkin like a commoner or, heaven forbid, noticed a spot of ketchup on your suit? Why, you would be shunned from the subdivision. Shunned I tell you! [Coroflot via Coolbuzz]