Danish Students Invent Auto-Lowering Toilet Seat. Ha. Ha.

Some students in Denmark have invented a toilet that functions like a punchline in some god awful 90s sitcom. The seat automatically lowers itself after you flush. LOL GENDER WARS OMG.

The kids, from Skjern Technical College, managed to win the Young Enterprise entrepreneurial award for “best product.” Great. You know what this encourages, guys? Next year, you'll see people submitting plans for gadgets that mute your mother-in-law. Or help women become better drivers.

And every blog, news source andDanish Economy Minister will get to rehash the same stupid “According to Jim”-esque jokes we've been making since the dawn of the television. [Crunchgear]