The Loves Me Watch shows time by telling you when your crush is crushing on you so your friends don't have to hear your incessant nagging anymore. Too bad! I'm going to ask anyway!
Designed by Kate Street, the watch has no traditional time markers and is only denoted by "Loves Me" every other increment. The stainless steel watch is part of a 100-piece, limited-edition collection. Perfect for Valentine's Day, it runs on a single jewel quartz and has a guarantee for up to 12 months. It's available for £115, or about $145. My best friend is probably hoping he won't have to hear my tormented ramblings about my crush anymore—hey, the crazy has to go somewhere! [Mr. Jones Watches via RedFerret]