Here's another for the "solutions to problems that don't exist" file: how to make phone calls in a swimming pool while looking like a cross between an alien and an idiot.

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So apparently you strap on this big goofy metal helmet and those other metal baubles keep you floating. The designers call it a "meeting of the telephone and the flotation tank," but that's one of those meetings nobody wanted to see. Concept art can be really fun and outrageous and all, but this is like that time I got too drunk and made a "concept sandwich" of tuna salad and grape jelly. [DVICE]