A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

Today we celebrate the unsung hero of the trade show, the creepy guy who stops at nothing to acquire the perfect shot of a girl who probably hates him.

The creepy SLR guy always carries a camera—often two or more—and uses amatuer cosplayers and paid models alike as some part of a bizarre mating ritual involving using a zoom lens (his not so indiscreet phallus) from three feet away.

So from now on, every time you browse some shady forum looking at a girl dressed up as a Final Fantasy character while showing a tad too much cleavage, know that this is how it really happened. Her legs aren't glistening in the light; they're covered in second hand sweat and geek pheromones. And a single hot shower can't undo that viscous coating.

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

A Tribute to Creepy Guys Taking Pictures of Pretty Girls (NSFW)S

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20

A special thanks to Erica Ho for trudging through some truly nasty waters to acquire these shots.