Wrongest Item In Amazon Yet (NSFW)

I know that Amazon doesn't have much control over its vendors, but this "Whimsical Bow Lace Thigh-High Stockings with Lace Tops, Red" from "Leg Avenue" is certainly not what I thought it was.

Don't click on the gallery if you are offended by the display of female genitalia. Weirdo.

Wrongest Item In Amazon Yet (NSFW)

The product description, however, is completely correct:

My vagina & buttocks was meticulously hand sculpted & designed to enhance each & every curve. Made of soft, life-like Futurotic material. My vagina & buttocks has 2 loving pbuttocksages for your throbbing penis. Experience vibrating, pulsating & surging sensations!

Click to viewExcept I don't know what "pbuttocksages" is. My penis is certainly not throbbing after reading this, although Futurotic almost got me there. My favorite thing, however: You can add this to your Wedding Registry. [Amazon—thanks Gus]