Nokia Found in a Bag of Chips, Rewards You For Being a Pig

Cracker Jacks were fun as a kid, cause the prizes were supposed to be there. But what about when you find a stinky old Nokia cellphone in a bag of chips? Eeeww.

Emma Schweiger found the Nokia in a bag of Clancy's Ripple Potato Chips from her local Aldi store. That night, while she was being a fatass reading the paper (its okay, I've done it too) she felt something hard in the open bag. The greasy phone wouldn't turn on, but it had a T-Mobile chip and a black discolored circle on it (could that be part of a belt clip?). Yup, I'm going to have a used iPhone for breakfast tomorrow. But only after I puke profusely that is not in any way related to last Friday night. [GazetteExtra via Consumerist via CrunchGear]