New Batman Hoodie Probably Won't Protect You Against Bullies

Sure we've seen Batman hoodies before, but this one is the baddest assest one we've come across. Well, okay - baddest assest for any person who would actually wear a Batman hoodie.

Unlike its boring retro cousin, this hoodie has muscles, a utility belt and BATMAN'S FACE drawn onto it. You can zip it all up and peer out of two mesh eye holes, thereby completing your costume of the caped avenger (while making sure wind doesn't get on your face)!

Unfortunately, it doesn't also come with wedgie protection. And there's no water-proof guarantee either for when those villainous currs at your school decide to give you a swirlie. $74 for an XL. [Superhero Stuff via Craziest Gadgets]