Porn Star Stoya Reviews Xbox 360 'Rumble Massage'

The Xbox 360 "game" Rumble Massage is basically just a way to control the rumbling of your controller. So who better to have review it than someone very familiar with vibrating plastic objects?

Stoya is surprisingly down with geeky things. A dedicated Sid Meier fan who grew up learning DOS from her IT dad (daddy issues, just as I suspected), she also rocks both a Blackberry and a G1.

But as for the game, she's not a fan, saying she wouldn't use it in either her professional or personal lives. Man, and I was just about to buy it, too.

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