Vaino Is Like a Fat, Sad Sony Vaio P Knock-OffS

Why get a super-thin, ultra-cool, beautiful Sony Vaio P when you can get a super-fatso, ultra-blah, furrible Vaino? After all, the Vaino has a bigger 10.2-inch screen and a faster Atom chip, right?

Vaino Is Like a Fat, Sad Sony Vaio P Knock-OffS

I tell you you why. Because despite the 1GB of memory, 160GB HD, multi-format card reader, 1.3 megapixel camera, and Wi-Fi, toting around a a Vaino will make you the lamest fashionista wannabe in the world, that's why. [UMPC Fever via Slashgear]