I ate a wheel of cheese for lunch. But I'm not worried. Constipation is no match for the bowel-emptying thrills of the ski jump toilet stall.
Just align your feet on the painted skis on the floor and imagine you are barreling down the mountain bare-assed on a rocket full of feces. Yeah, Metamucil can't compete with that. The only problem is that you will have to book a flight to Japan to enjoy the benefits. These stalls have been built in various ski resort bathrooms there a part of a promotion for Coca-Cola's Georgia Max Coffee. [Coloribus via Pink Tentacle via DVICE]