Apple Would Never Announce the E-Pod, But It's Still Lustable

I just don't see Apple announcing a multimedia projector dock for the iPhone/iPod anytime soon, but in my imaginary world where Jobs and I sit together eating cucumber sandwiches every afternoon, he's birthed me one.

The E-Pod is a dock concept that fits a projector, speaker (with subwoofer), and alarm clock all inside what looks to be a swiveling retro microphone case. It's pretty small, but as incredulous as I was taking a first look at the design, there's really no feature here that stops the E-Pod from going into production tomorrow (assuming that you could deal with a somewhat craptastic Pico projector smearing 30 Rock all over your wall).

Apple Would Never Announce the E-Pod, But It's Still Lustable

Apple Would Never Announce the E-Pod, But It's Still Lustable

Apple Would Never Announce the E-Pod, But It's Still Lustable

[Early Factory via Yanko]