This Belly Button Ring Is Not an Alien Appendage (NSFW)

What are these? They look like Alien tails that'll stab your heart out, except that it hangs from your belly button for sci-fi nerds in bikinis.

This Belly Button Ring Is Not an Alien Appendage (NSFW)

Oh. Oh that's what it is. A cybernetic pop-up penis. [SheCoolHeCool via Fashionably Geek]