Ebay Powerbook Comes with Free 100 Hours of Pornography

So you're trying to sell a "like new" Powerbook G4 on eBay. What makes your Powerbook any more enticing than the next guy's? How about 50 preoloaded full-length porno flicks?

From the listing:

This is a like new Powerbook G4
there's only one light scratch on the bottom part of the case, but it's hard to see from the pictures. The LCD still works, no dead pixels, no heavy darkness etc.

So far, so normal. But then, you see this special note at the bottom:

*******SPECIAL********
Includes over 50 full length porn movies (100 hours)
From such producers as Digital Playground, Brazzers, Vivid, etc.

Given that 50% of used laptops are probably shipping with some level of pornography unintentionally, I guess you might as well advertise it. But even still, that $700 starting bid price seems a tad high for the machine...and free keyboard sterilization really should be bundled in with the offer. [eBay Thanks Ragan!]