President Obama Gives Queen Elizabeth An iPod, Queen One-Ups Him

Hey, I managed to get an entire title out in relatively coherent English! Guess I had better hurry and get the details out before things get flummoxed again.

Apparently, President Obama arrived at Buckingham Palace today bearing gifts for Queen Elizabeth II. What does a man of Barack Obama's power and stature get for the woman that truly has everything? How about an iPod loaded with video from her 2007 visit to the US (Gee...thanks? Actually, she already has an iPod, so I'm assuming she will be regifting that). Not to be outdone, the Queen presented Obama with a framed picture of herself. Wow, that is

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>>Telegraph