3-in-1 Cigarette Lighter, Air Purifier and Perfume Sprayer

Marketed as a "healthy smoking machine," this 3-in-1 gadget lights up your cigarettes then automatically "purifies" all the nasty smoke around you, all the while spraying the air with your favorite perfume.

Ideal for small places like a car, the $55 machine claims to sterilize the air with its environmental Ion Oxygen Hydronium function. Haha, OK. But it'll still kill you. [Product Page via Red Ferret]