Ruin the Star Trek Movie for Trekkies Everywhere

For this week's Photoshop Contest, I want you to take aim at the upcoming Star Trek movie. By destroying it.

What elements would have die-hard Trekkies heading for JJ Abrams' bungalow with pitchforks and torches? Come up with something awesome, create it in your image editor of choice, and send it over to me at contests@gizmodo.com with Ruined Star Trek as your subject line by next Tuesday morning. Name your files FirstnameLastname.jpg with whatever name you want to be credited as, and save them as JPGs, GIFs or PNGs. I'll pick the three best as winners and showcase the rest of the best in the Gallery of Champions. Get to it!